Against all odds, these perennials that I didn’t get planted last summer are alive in their shipping box. Amazing! I am posting this photo for two reasons: one, because it’s a beautiful illustration of how, in the immortal words of Dr. Ian Malcolm, life finds a way; and two, because, real talk, I want you to know that not only did I not plant these last year, I ordered them online, paid actual money for them, and then left them in their shipping box outside to die. Because I am irresponsible. I’m not interested in lying to you, internet. You can have a garden blog and still be the worst. All you have to do is:
- Be the worst.
- Start a garden blog!
There’s some “growspiration”* for you.
*Did I invent this word? I’m going to say YES!